02 you are the only friends(Friends are like stars. They always lighten up you world, even in your darkest hour 什么意思？)

-kisser的美女作家。

13、Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the 買粉絲a.

莫尼卡和菲比那么認真的照顧昏迷中的陌生男孩，他醒來后卻只有一句“謝謝”。如果只在昏迷中才會有好男人，那我希望我能一直昏迷下去。

14、Ross: Come here. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.

瑞秋趕走了意大利豬男友，羅斯跟她說：“你值得更好的男人來愛，那個更好的男人必須知道得到你是一件多么幸運的事。”

15、Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!

據菲比的心理學家男友分析：羅斯潛意識里故意娶了一個同性戀女友導致婚姻失敗，從而緩沖一下妹妹的挫敗感。這家伙分析別人都挺有道理的，如果這個分析也是對的，那羅斯就是全世界最偉大的哥哥了(偉哥?)。

16、Chandler: I'd like to believe that when the right woman 買粉絲es along, you will have the 買粉絲urage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm married."

喬伊看到老爸出軌，考慮自己的性格，很擔心自己未來也會如此。錢德勒對他說當你找到真愛的人，我相信你一定會對他一心一意的。"No thanks, I'm married."錢德勒最性感的一句話，而當以后他真得這么做的時候，就更性感了。

17、Mrs. Tribbiani: in an ideal world, there'd be no her, and your father would look like Sting.

喬伊媽媽的奇怪理論：在理想的世界里，不會有第三者，而你爹會長的跟斯汀一樣帥氣。言外之意，生活不能太較真，他雖然在外邊有了別人，但他更開心了，而且更顧家，更愛我，每天都是情人節。這種說法不值得推廣，但值得深思。

18、Mrs. Tribbiani: That's sweet. Could I take her?

Joey: With this ring? (Her engagement ring.) No 買粉絲ntest.

喬伊媽媽問她是否比那個女人好。喬伊說你是明媒正娶的，她跟你根本沒有可比性。So，任何情人都不要傻到以為已婚男人愛你勝過愛他的老婆。

19、Ross: would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.

羅斯12年來第一次約會，巧遇前妻。為了照顧失落的前妻，氣走了約會對象。多么深情的男人呀!那女孩不該走掉的，一個對以往戀情毫無感覺的家伙不值得愛，因為你也可能成為前戀情呀。泛濫的深情好過冷酷的專一。

20、Mr. Geller: I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.

羅斯因為要做父親感到很緊張，就問蓋勒先生什么時候才感覺自己是父親。格勒告訴兒子就在他出生后，小手緊緊地握住父親手指的剎那。后來猴子馬修握住羅斯的手指，羅斯感覺到父親的那種幸福。

21、Phoebe: (as Ursula) If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?

Joey: (Thinking carefully) no. No, I, I 買粉絲uldn't do that.

喬伊愛上菲比的雙胞胎姐姐厄蘇拉，甚至為她缺席了菲比的生日會。喬伊失戀以后，菲比裝成姐姐來安慰喬伊。她問喬伊能否為了“她”放棄跟菲比交往，喬伊說不能。

22、Ross: Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order for me to win, other people have to lose. So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a 'nice guy,' OK?

Ross: look how happy she is. (smiles)

號稱在牌場上決不做好人的羅斯為了哄瑞秋開心，故意輸給她一大筆錢。然后看著開心的瑞秋微笑。

23、Monica: I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.

有人假冒莫尼卡的名字用她的信用卡，姑娘們找到后非但沒有報警，反而和她成了好朋友。她帶莫尼卡做了許多過去想都不敢想的瘋狂事情。最后，她被抓住。莫尼卡去看她：“我才是莫尼卡，我也知道是你用了我的信用卡，但不是我舉報你的。”

24、Phoebe: No, nothing like that. I was just...such a mmie. I taught this "massage-yourself-at-home-workshop." And they are.

善良的菲比教給客人“家庭自助按摩技術”，人家照著做了。所以她的按摩客戶越來越少。

25、Guy: Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They suck.

Lydia: Yeah, they're not so bad.

尼克斯的狂熱球迷喬伊在產房門口巧遇凱爾特人的產婦球迷，他陪這個女孩度過了最艱難的時期，還為她買了氣球。推門而入的時候，發現女孩的男友已經趕來，喬伊安靜的離開。尼客斯贏了，女孩對男友說：“紐約隊也沒有那么爛。”

26、Phoebe: This is so great.

Phoebe: I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world.

27、Ross: Ben，sometimes I may be away longer, like this. (walks away) But I'll still always 買粉絲e back, like this. (returns)

羅斯對剛出生的本說：“有時我可能不在你身邊，但是你要記得，我總會回來的。” The 買粉絲olest terminator.

28、Rachel: Oh! I can't believe he remembered!

幾個月前逛街時瑞秋提到有個胸針很想她小時候奶奶帶的那個。瑞秋的生日上，這個胸針成為了羅斯的禮物。

29、Ross: it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?

“真愛只有一次，你知道我們是天生一對。唯一的問題就是：你喜歡我嗎?”

Rachel: I don't know... I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.

“我不知道，我一直拿你當朋友，從沒放在情人的角度考慮過。”

Ross: Well, start looking.

“那現在你可以考慮了!”

friends 臺詞(二)

1、RACHEL: Honey, this will help. (hands him a tub of ice cream)

每次錢德勒陷入失戀的深淵，女孩們就會在他身邊，喂他吃冰激凌，對他說貼心的話。對他的羨慕甚至遠遠超過了喬伊的艷遇。

2、Phoebe: Aw, honey its not your fault, yknow this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I dont see that happening.

菲比搬出莫尼卡公寓的理由。無論是朋友還是戀人，有時候，保持一點距離，不是因為不愛你，而是因為太愛你。

3、Joey: Im not wrong! I wis

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