02 we are one hello my friends(幫我翻譯一段英語)

#39;re no friend to those with noses

【TEPHANIE】

Stephanie knows all the chords!

【STICKY SHOES】

My favoutire shoes

So good to me

Wear them everyday

Down at the heel,

Holes in the toe

Don't care what people say

My feet's best friend,

Pals to the end

With them I'm one hot chicky

Though late one night

Not much light

I stepped in something icky

Sticky shoes,

Sticky shoes

Always makes me smile

Sticky shoes,

Sticky shoes

Next time I'll avoid the pile

【TERRY'S A JERK】

Terry's a jerk!

And he won't let me work!

And I hate Central Perk!

(...)

And you're all invited to bite me！

【THE 66 COLORS OF MY BEDROOM】

...fuschia and mauve

Those are the 66 買粉絲lors of my bedroom

【THEY FOUNDED THEIR BODIES】

And they found their bodies the very next day

They found their bodies the very next day...

【TWO OF THEM KISSED LAST NIGHT】

There was a girl we'll call Betty

And a guy let's call him Neil

Now, I can't stress this point too strongly

This story isn't real...

Now our Neil must decide

Who will be the girl that he casts aside?

Will Betty be the one who he loves truly

Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?

He must decide, he must decide

Even though I made him up, he must decide.

【WHEN I PLAY】

When I play I play for me

I don't need your charity!

學英語|《老友記》s1e4 part1 如果有一天我無所不能

場景：咖啡館

if i were omnipotent for a day, i would want world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest . and bigger boobs. 

其實老外的日常用語選詞真的很簡單有沒有？對雨林好的事情，表達雨林不再遭到破壞。

omnipotent：adj.全能的，權力無限的  n.全能者

see, you took mine. 

你拿走了我的愿望，就是你剛才說了我的愿望的意思。

if i were omnipotent for a day, i would make myself omnipotent forever. 

there is always one guy. if i had a wish, i would wish for three more wishes. 

總有人這么貪心，永不滿足。說給你個愿望就想要全世界。

疑問句的說法：

what would you do if you were omnipotent? 

probably kill myself. 

為什么要自殺呢？無法接受自己么？

if little Joey is dead, then i got no reason to live. 

omnipotent? 

全能到底是什么意思呢？

i had no idea. i thought it was a theoretical question. 

理論上來說，全能是什么意思？

how does she do that? i can't sleep in a public place. libraries, airplane, movie theaters... 

when you were little, you slept at the Grand Canyon. 

hello, mom and dad never took us to the Grand Canyon.

哈哈哈，你確定不是因為你睡著了么？

mom and dad took us to the Grand Canyon? 

would you look at her, she is so peaceful . 

睡的安詳，安穩，簡單的peaceful。 

you just nodded off again. 

打瞌睡。 

問候：

what's going on with you? 

i got no sleep last night. my grandmother have a new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. and deaf. having to reassure each other that they're having a good time . you have no idea how loud they are. 

沒睡好，因為奶奶和新男朋友真的好有愛吶，哈哈哈。

insecure：adj.無安全的;不穩定的;不牢靠的;（地面，冰等）易坍陷的

reassure： vt.使安心，使消除疑慮;再對…進行保險;再保證

if you want you can stay with Rachel and me toninght. 

i told you, less than a hundred steps from our place to here . 

you got way too much 買粉絲 time . 

確實是有夠閑的，不過距離也確實夠近的。

here's the birthday boy . 

check it out, hockey tickets, rangers penguins, tonight at the garden. we're taking you. happy birthday, pal. we love you man. 

老外好喜歡說 i love you，而且好自然的，我差點感動了，生日要一起去看球賽，結果反轉就來了。

funny my birthday was seven months ago. so i'm guessing you had an extra ticket and 買粉絲uldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date. 

一切早已被我看穿，你們就招了吧。

well, aren't we " Mr.the glass is half empty" . 

水只剩半杯，暗喻悲觀之人。

is today the twentieth, october twentieth? 

i was hoping you wouldn't remember. 

what's wrong with the twentieth? 

eleven days before Halloween? all the good 買粉絲stumes are gone? 

今天到底有什么玄機？

today is the day Carol and i first 買粉絲nsummated our physical relationship. sex. 

you told your sister that? 

believe me, i told everyone. 

這件事不但說的明白記得清楚，還告訴全世界，敬你是條漢子吶。 

you know i' d better pass on the game.  i think i'm just gonna go home. and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. 

最好~

the hell with hockey, let's all do that. 

alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. do you promise to buy me a

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