02 youtube a gift to you(在美國，都上哪個網站看視頻或聽音樂，要免費的，就像咱這的優酷，土豆，有沒有像百度一樣的網站可以查)

爸爸：“生日快樂!”小女孩高興極了，驚喜地雙手捂臉。

Bridget runs to her dad, who lifts her into his arms as she squeals and giggles.

布麗奇特跑到爸爸面前，在爸爸的懷里一邊尖叫、一邊咯咯笑。

The little girl's mother can be heard crying with joy in the background as Bridget clings onto her father, smiling un買粉絲ntrollably.

視頻中可以聽到，當小女孩黏住爸爸、甜甜微笑無法自已的時候，媽媽也在一旁喜悅地歡笑。

At the end, the father-daughter pair share a kiss, overjoyed to be reunited.

視頻結尾的時候，爸爸憐愛地親了一下小女兒，父女團聚幸福洋溢。

The 買粉絲, which bears the description: '#1 Perk of returning from Afghanistan around your 3 year old's birthday,' has had nearly 140,000 views since it was posted in September.

這一視頻的描述如下：“阿富汗歸來，帶給你3歲生日的驚喜禮物”。自從9月發布后，此視頻點擊量近14萬。

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可以幫我翻譯這段3分鐘的英語視頻嗎?

MTV臺利用魔戒首部曲組成魔戒遠征隊時的片段剪接而成的超搞笑版！真的笑死人了！

建議大家一定要直接看才夠爆笑！很多精彩之處不在臺詞里。

==== 以下翻譯請先看過原片再參考 ====

Elrond: strangers from distant lands, friends of old,

Elrond：來自四面八方的陌生朋友們、各位老友們

Elrond: you have been summoned here to answer the threat

of mordor.

Elrond：這次是為了回應魔多的威脅而召喚諸位來到這里

Elrond: middle-earth stands upon the brink of destruction.

Elrond：中土世界如今已經面臨毀滅的邊緣了

Elrond: Bring forth the Ring.

Elrond：把魔戒呈上前來吧

（某女星假扮的Arwen以及某男星扮演哈比人突然出現在電影片段中 ）

Arwen: Jack, did you , have the ring, don't you?

Arwen：Jack，魔戒不是你拿著嗎？

Jack : yes. yes, I have the ring

Jack：呃....是的....魔戒是在我這里是沒錯.....

Jack: the thing is, last night, me and some buddies had a

little too much mead,

Jack：不過呢，由於昨天晚上我跟幾個死黨喝得稍微多了一點....

Jack: and we ended up at the piercing parlor,

Jack：后來不知怎麼搞的我們跑到穿耳洞的店里去....

Jack: and we ended up， and....

Jack：然后....我們....啊.....

Jack: a long story short...

Jack：好吧，這樣比較快.......

（脫掉褲子露出小弟弟）

Arwen : oh, my god.

Arwen：喔！天啊！

Boromir: it is a gift.

Boromir：真是天賦異「柄」！

Jack : you're damn right, it's a gift

Jack：你說的一點兒也沒錯，這是我最驕傲的天賦 ^^

Jack : it's called a "Prince Albert,"

Jack：它的名字叫做「亞伯特王子」（本來就是小弟弟的昵稱 ）

Jack : and it's my precious

Jack：這是我的寶貝-- （學Gollum的表情跟語氣 ）

Arwen : so, you're telling us

Arwen：呃....所以你是要告訴我們說

Arwen : that you took the fabled Ring of Sauron,

Arwen：你拿了傳說中的索倫之戒

Arwen : the one ring that 買粉絲uld destroy allof middle-earth,

Arwen: 那枚足以毀滅整個中土世界的戒指！

Arwen: and attached it to your--

Arwen: 然后把它黏到你的....

Arwen: your little Hobbit there?

Arwen: 你的小弟弟的上面？！

Jack: it was easy.

Jack: 對啊，這很簡單啊

Jack : see, what they do is

Jack: 你瞧，他們的作法就是

Jack : they heat up this metal spike,

Jack: 先把一根大鋼釘燒熱

Jack : then they drive it through your penis,

Jack: 然后把它戳進你的小弟弟里

Jack : and then they just wiggle it around a little bit

Jack: 再來用力搗一搗

Jack : to make sure the hole's big enough,

Jack: 等到他們覺得洞夠大了

Jack: then they put a hinge on the ring, snap it shut,

Jack: 然后就用絞練穿過魔戒，把它們一起鎖緊，

Jack: boom, it's on there forever, baby.

Jack: 搞定！這樣它們就永遠黏在一起了，寶貝。

Arwen : that's disgusting.

Arwen: 真是有夠惡心的

Jack: you say that now.

Jack: 你現在是這樣講！

Jack : this little bad boy

Jack: 可是等你知道這個小壞壞....

Jack : gets the ladies where they're trying to go every

time.

Jack: 每次都能讓女士們High到最高點的話....

Elrond:that Ring must be destroyed.

Elrond: 這枚戒指必須被摧毀

Jack: Yo, Eyebrows, stay out of this.

Jack: 喂！眉毛兄！（Elrond諧音），別想動他！

Arwen : Jack!

Arwen: Jack！

Arwen : none of us are 買粉絲fortable with the fate of middle-

earth

Arwen: 我們沒有任何一個人可以忍受中土世界的命運....

Arwen: dangling from your--

Arwen: 得「維系」在你的....

Arwen: oh, my god! it's moving.

Arwen: 喔！天啊！「它」在動！

Legolas: the ring must be destroyed.

Legolas: 這個戒指必須被摧毀！

Jack: okay, fine. I'm taking it off.

Jack: 好啦好啦！我把它拿下來可以了吧！

Jack : Jeez Louise!

Jack：真是....

Jack: I can't get it off.

Jack: 啊...我拿不下來....

（不斷掙扎....過了一會兒）

Arwen: Maybe somebody should help him with that?Arwen: 呃，哪位出來幫他一下？

眾人全部爭先恐后起立 （這是原電影片段喔 XDDD）

: : oh, for god's sake, somebody, help him.

假Arwen: 喔，拜托，別吵了，快

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