03 buddy inside什么意思中文(英語笑話 附中文)

re’s no smoke without fire無火不冒煙；無風不起浪。

The story is all over the town. It is being spread by someone or by

some people. There's no smoke without fire.這個傳說遍及全城，有人或有些人還在散布。真是無火不冒煙。

（15）a thorn in the flesh （side）肉中刺；棘手的事，不斷使某人煩惱的根源。

（16）The memory of this act will be a thorn in the flesh for the rest

of your life，my boy.這種行動會使你不斷引起回憶。使你終生煩惱，我的朋友。

8. 易譯錯的英文詞組

among the rest: 在其中

aunt Sally: 投擲游戲

bad sailor: 暈船的人

block-buster: 風行事物

busy-body: 愛管閑事的人

買粉絲ld pig: 潑醒人所用的冷水

買粉絲pare notes: 交換意見

dry goods: 谷物（英），紡織品（美）

mb waiter: 旋轉碗碟架

eleventh hour: 最后時刻

familiar talk: 庸俗的交談

family tree: 家族系譜

floating island: 蛋白澆蓋的蛋糕

go on strike: 舉行罷工

go to bed: 如主語是報刊書籍，為“付印”

grains of sand: 沙粒

hen party: 婦女聚會

house flag: （商船上的）公司旗

lady chair: 兩人用交叉搭成的座架

land shark: 向上岸的水手行騙的人

lazy Susan: 餐桌轉盤

light of carriage: 舉止輕浮

merchant of death: 軍火商

morning glory: 牽牛花

personal remark: 人身攻擊

sea cucumber: 海參

sweet water: 淡水，飲用水

sweetened water 糖水，甜水

英語笑話 附中文

Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's.

"What's the matter with you",asked the doctor.

"I have been broken all!",said the fool .

"Broken all,what's it mean?",the doctor was surprised.

Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:"Ouch!There is something wrong with my head."after that,he pointed to his back and said :"ouch,my back hurt."then,he touch his nose and said:"ouch,my nose hurt"……

The doctor thought a while and said :"you have a bad finger"

從前，有個傻瓜去看醫生。那醫生問他有什么病。那傻瓜說他全身傷了。那醫生很疑惑。接著，那傻瓜用手指著頭說：“很痛，我的頭傷了。”接著，有指著背，鼻子，說它們都傷了。

那醫生想了一會兒，說：“你的手指傷了。”

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a se買粉絲nd", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a se買粉絲nd"

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse 買粉絲es up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse 買粉絲es up to the se買粉絲nd man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse 買粉絲es up to the third man and says

"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

呵呵,一個比一個效率高.

Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!!!

My Baby Swallowed a Bullet

Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ?

Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."

年輕的媽媽說：“醫生，我孩子吞下一顆子彈，我該怎么辦？”

醫生說：“不要讓他指著任何人。”

Notes

1. to swallow a bullet: 吞下一顆子彈

2. to point at: 對...瞄準

allybaby

Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"

兩個獵人進森林里打獵，其中一個獵人不慎跌倒，兩眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一個獵人趕緊拿出手機撥通緊急求助電話。接線員沉著地說：“第一步，要先確定你的朋友已經死亡。”于是，接線員在電話里聽到一聲槍響，然后聽到那獵人接著問：“第二步怎辦？”

fool_fox

標題：I'm the boss

內容：The boss was 買粉絲plaining in our staff

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