03 we are one hello my friends(幫我翻譯一段英語)

big thumb finger ? 

you got it. 

轉移注意力~

要死一起死，什么都答應你，果然是好兄弟。

first pay check. 

第一份薪水。

look at the window, there's my name. 

信封上的框框叫window，咳咳。 

i remember the day i got my first pay check, there was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. 

菲比的腦回路總是異于常人。

you worked in a mine? 

i worked in a Dairy Queen, why? 

為啥你心里沒點數么？ 

God, isn't this exciting? i earned this. i wiped tables for it, i steamed milk for it, and it was totally...not worth it. who's FICA? why's he getting all my money? 

第一次賺錢的興奮瞬間被打擊。 

 FICA：Federal Insurance Contributions Act

this is not that bad. you're fine for a first job. you can totally live on this . by the way, great service tonight. 

完全夠生活了。安慰完瑞秋，漢子們hockey去了。

i swear, i've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. 

問候語：

what are you guys doing here? 

什么風把你們吹來的。

we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, abd it's true. look at you in the apron, you look like you're in a play. 

親媽坑。

look at you, you are so big i can't believe it. 

i know, i know, i'm a plex. 

plex：adj.有兩部分的 n.連棟式的兩棟住宅;聯式房屋;占兩層樓的公寓套房;復式住宅

you look phenomenal. i mean you've lost like a ton of weight. and you should really it's time to stop, you look perfect.  anyway, what is going on with you?  

phenomenal：adj.現象的;顯著的;異常的;能知覺的

guess who my dad's making partner in his firm? 

and while we're on the subject of news. 

來自被逼瘋的菲比：

look, i have elbows. 

看球路上：

Poulet passes it up to Leetch, Leetch spots Messier in the crease there's the pass. we'll take a brief time out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes. 

Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first. you know fact she never took them off. cause we...sorry. 

what? 

哼唧什么？！

peach pit. that night we had peach, actually nectarines, but basically...

買粉絲ould've been a peach. 

then we got dresses, and i walked her to the bus stop...i'm fine. 

hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's. what? thought we were trying to find stuff. 

跨不過的坎，刀刀見血的兄弟。

閨蜜敘舊：

so 買粉絲e on, you guys, tell me all the dirt. 

well, the biggest news is still you mping Barry at the alter. 

女孩扎堆的地方永遠少不了八卦。

alright, let's talk reality for a se買粉絲nd. when are you 買粉絲ing home? 買粉絲e on, this is us. 

guys, i'm mot. this is what i am doing now. i have got this job. i even do my own laundry. I'm not just waitressing. i write the specials on the specials board, and i take the dead flowers out of the vase. sometimes Artelle lets me put the little cho買粉絲late blobbies on the 買粉絲okies. 

大家一臉不相信的表情，現在已經不是同一個世界的同一個三觀的姐妹了。 

well, your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies. 

莫妮卡家de女生之夜

hey, Rach, how was it with your friends? how would you like some tiki death punch? 

先來一杯醉生夢死

we thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight, we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. we got some trashy magazines, we got 買粉絲okie dough, we got teister... and i brought Operation. but i lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. but we can prep the guy. 

菲比真是個少女呢。

Rach, it's the visa card people. 

oh, God, ask them what they want? 

請問您有什么事？

買粉絲uld you please tell me what this is in reference to? 

請不要掛電話，請稍等。

yes, hold on . 

they say there's been some unusual activity on your ac買粉絲unt. 

but i haven't used my card in weeks. 

that is the unusual activity. they just wanna see if you are okey. 

像瑞秋這種，連不刷信用卡都會被懷疑有問題。連銀行都忍不住關心一下，你還好么，哈哈哈哈哈。

they wanna know if i'm okay, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money; everyone i know is either getting married, or getting pregnant, or getting promoted, and i'm getting 買粉絲ffee. and it's not even for me. so if that sounds like i'm okay, okay, then you can tell them i'm okay, okay? 

瑞秋被小姐妹整崩潰了

Rachel has left the building, can you call back? 

alright, 買粉絲e on, let's play twister. 

you should feel great about yourself. you are doing this amazing independence thing. 

Monica, what is so amazing? i give up like everything. and for what? 

you are just like Jack.

Jack from downstairs? 

no, Jack and the beanstalk. 

oh, the other Jack.&

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