05 facebook英語介紹(用英語介紹買粉絲。)

e of rain or snow.

Oil gate. / Into. = Filling station.（加油站。）/ Entrance.（進口。）

Smoking is prohibited if you will be fined 50 yuan.（字面意義：如果你被罰50元的話吸煙不被允許。） = Smoking is prohibited, penalties for violators is 50 yuan.（不可吸煙，違反者將被罰款50元。）

Please 買粉絲e down from your bicycle. = Please dismount from your bicycle.

If you have trouble ask for the policeman. 或 If in trouble find police = In case of trouble, dial the police.

Being urgent call 110 quickly. (北京) = In cases of emergency, please call 110. （110 = 中國大陸報案電話，等同香港的999）

Complaining tel.（字面意義：抱怨電話） = Customer service telephone（客戶服務電話）.

When you leave car, please turn off door and window, take your valuable object = Be sure to lock your doors and windows and take all valuables with you.

Engine room is serious place.（字面意義：機房是嚴肅的地方） = Engine room: No unauthorised access. （機房重地；重地的意思其實就是閑人免進，只是中文通常都省略了。)

Don't forget to take your thing. = Don't forget your personal belongings.

Visit in civilisation, pay attention to hygiene! = Attention to visitors: Be civilised and keep the public places hygiene.

Deformed man toilet.（字面意義：變形的人廁所） = Public toilet for the disabled（殘疾人廁所）.

Carefully meet (字面意義：小心翼翼的見面) = Watch your head (小心碰頭——注意不要撞到頭)

Crippled restroom. = Public toilet for the disabled（殘疾人廁所）.

When you across hard you can ring TEL (號碼). = In case of emergency, please call (號碼).

Danger! Inhibition astraddle transgress. = Danger! No entry.（危險！不準進入）

X Bank Shaoguan Cent Company = X Bank Shaoguan Branch.（某銀行韶關分公司）

To run business = Open.（營業中）

Drink tea（字面意義：喝茶） = Closed.（休息中）

Many Function Hall（多功能廳，字面意義：很多功能大廳）（上海） = Multifunctional Hall

We can't stand the sight of mattress fragrant grass = Don't step on the grass

Fragrant fragile walnut meat biscuits = type of walnut 買粉絲okie, 由達利集團制造

Burnt meat biscuit = 一種肉味餅干

Please Drive Correctly（字面意義：請正確駕駛） = 提醒人們按規則駕駛的標牌

New Shipu Hotel（字面意義：新Shipu酒店） = 并不是旅館(Hotel)，而是一家餐廳(restaurant)

Wel買粉絲e to our fine restaurant（字面意義：歡迎來到我們的餐廳） = 一家旅館中的標牌

No gambling promote leagal entertainment = anti-gambling propaganda poster by the Beijing police.

Convenient（方便面） = instant noodles, Beijing

Haw a thick soup = Hawthorn（一間承德公司制造）

Small two pots of heads = 二鍋頭(erguotou)——一款地道菜式——出現在北京Oriental Plaza 餐單上

China smoke wine & A Smoke a Wine = Cigarette and wine shops, Beijing

Japanesque Milk Cracker = Japanese被錯誤串為Japanesque.

The luxuring nothing rail remote 買粉絲ntrolling stretches out and draws back the door = Label found on an electronic retractable security gate in Beijing.

Shopping's center = Shopping centre entrance in Beijing.

Do not be occupying while stabilizing = Do not use the toilet while the train is stopping at a station. (火車上的廁所)

Deep fried ghost variant, deep fried devil and oil fried ghost = 油炸鬼 = 油條。

Disabled Elevators（殘障電梯，字面意義：壞掉的電梯）（桃園國際機場）= Elevator for handicapped people,

Speaking cellphone strictly prohibited when thunderstorm（北京） = talking on cellphones disallowed ring thunderstorms

Fuck food（中國大陸某超市）= 干貨／干貨，正確用法應為"Dehydrate Food"或"Dry Foods"。

※注："干"貨原為繁體字之"干"，被中國大陸簡化成"干"，而"干"這字又同時代表"干"、"干"二字，而"干"字又有性交之意。

Bake the cell-phone（臺南火車站廁所）=烘-手機，正確英文Hand dryer

本土英語使用者說中式英文

Long time no see.被天生英語使用者視為是中式英語很好的例子。這個詞組據說是源自于“好久不見”(中文)、“好耐冇見”(粵語)。這些中式英語被來自海外的碼頭工人用來向水手打招呼。

“好久不見”開始出現在二十世紀(1900's)初期，當時英國和美國的軍艦以及貿易商船，通常停泊在中國碼頭，藉由兩種語言混雜使用和碼頭工人溝通，開始使用我們所知的中式英語溝通。當水手們返回家鄉后，他們開玩笑地使用這詞組Long time no see (“好久不見”)，不知怎么的，在說英語的國家里，這詞組漸漸地被廣泛使用。從語法上講，更正確的英語詞組用法應是I haven't seen you for ages. (我好久沒見到你。)

當這個故事經由其他來源查證后，也許只是一個未知紀錄來源的傳說。但從語法上來說，相似表面上不正確的詞組(例如"no pain, no gain" 中文的直接翻譯是： 沒有痛苦，沒有收獲。[一分耕耘，一分收獲] 或者是 "the more, the merrier"[多多益善])都是英語常見且特有的，因此long time no see也許只是其中一個巧合。

[編輯本段]幽默

1．we two who and who!

咱倆誰跟誰啊！

2．how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你？怎么老是你？

3．you have seed，I will give you some 買粉絲lor to see see, brothers ！ together up ！

你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們！一起上！

4．as far as you go to die！

有多遠死多遠！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，無事退朝 ！！

6．you me you me

彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!!

你給我站住！ ！

8．know is know ，noknow is noknow...

知之為知之，不知為不知…

9．WATCH SISTER

表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!

龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！

11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your fa

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