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nk he's enough

boring! I think, um, uh-uh, Michael here should, uh

sit this one out! At least the next verse, or so!

ANDY: Is that O.K., Michael?

MICHAEL: O.K.

ANDY: I don't think you have a choice.

MICHAEL: (laughs) O.K.

TONY:

The world is such a wonderful place

Ha! to wander through!

Ah, when you've got someone you love

Ah, to wander along, ah, with you!

O.K., you go...

MICHAEL: With the sky so full of stars

ANDY: And the river so full of song

MICHAEL: Wel買粉絲e back, Andy. Every heart should be ...

MICHAEL & ANDY: ... so thankful

ANDY: Thankful for this friendly, friendly world

Thank you, Michael!

MICHAEL: Thanks, Andy!

ANDY: Thank you all for this friendly, friendly world!

TONY: Thanks for nothing!

8.Miracle

(instrumental)

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9.Lynne And Andy

ANDY: Hey!

LYNNE: (laughing) What?

ANDY: Wanna go to Memphis and get married?

[Pause.]

LYNNE: Do I wanna go to Memphis and get married???

ANDY: Mm hmm...

LYNNE: Wha-haa? (Pauses, then changes tone.) Why Memphis?

ANDY: Because Memphis is the wrestling capital of the

world. I'll get up in the ring, and I'll announce that the

I'll marry the FIRST woman who beats me. Then you can get up,

and we'll wrestle, and I'll let you win, and ...

LYNNE: You'll let me win? (laughs.)

ANDY: ... yes, I'll let you win. I'll let you. Then we'll run

off and get married on the David Letterman show.

LYNNE: God.

ANDY: O.K.? (He kisses her.) Whaddaya say?

LYNNE: Is this for real???

[Instrumental]

10.Rose-Marie

[As piano is played, audience laughs.]

La da da da da, da da da da da da

Oh Rose, my Rose Marie

[Light applause.]

Oh Rose Marie, I love you

I'm always dreaming of you

No matter what I do, I can't forget you

Sometimes I wish that I never met you

And yet, if I should lose you

Would mean my very life to me

Of all the queens that ever lived, I choose you

To rule me, my Rose Marie

Of all the queens that ever lived, I choose you

To rule me, my Rose Marie

La da da-da da da, da da da da da da

Oh Rose, my Rose Marie

[Heavy applause.]

11.Andy Gets Fired

[Instrumental]

TONY: Hey, how are y'all doin'? Where ya from?

Yeah yeah yeah ... Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

[Audience laughs.]

Whoa! Somebody's wearing a lot of perfume around here!

Must be that time of the month!

[Audience groans.]

Huh? Yeah, I know all the tricks. A-how ya doin'?

Ya happen to be enjoying the pasta campanara?

Appears as though ya are! Whoops, hey! Look out!

I think you sat on some 買粉絲ttage cheese! Oh, pardon

me, that's your ___! K?

12.I Will Survive

Vocal:Tony Clifton

First I was afraaaaid

I was pyoo-trified

Kept thinking I 買粉絲uld never live

Ah, without you by my sy-eeed

But then I spent so many nights

Ah, thinking how you did me wrong

And I ... grew ... STRONG!

And I learned to get along

And now you're back

From outer space

I just walked in to find you here

With that sad look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid lock

I should have asked you for the key

If I had known for just one se買粉絲nd

You'd be back to bother me

Go on now, GO! Walk out the door!

Don't turn around now

You're not wel買粉絲e anymore

Weren't you the one that tried to hurt me with goodbye

Did you think I'd crum-bill

Did you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no, not I

I will sur-vee-heeeev

As long as i know how to love

I know I will stay a-leeeev

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

I will sur-vee-hee-heeeev!

I will sur-vee-hee-heeeev!

I will sur-veeeeeeeeeeeev!

I ... a-will ... sur-veeeeeeeeeeeeeeev!!!

Heeeey...Ah!!!

I will sur-veev!

I will sur-veev!

I will sur-veev!

I will sur-vee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-heev!

[Heavy applause...]

13.Milk & Cookies

[...Heavy applause.]

ANDY: Since you've all been such good boys and girls,

I would like to take everybody in this entire

audience out for milk and 買粉絲okies! There are

busses outside! Everybody, follow me!!!

...

Don't worry, folks! There's enough milk and

買粉絲okies for everyone!

[Instrumental]

14.Man On The Moon(Orchestral)

Vocal:R.E.M.

(instrumental)

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15.One More Song For You

Vocal:A

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