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And now, as a special treat on our first show,

musical guest Andy Kaufman!

[Applause. A re買粉絲rd begins to play.]

Mister Trouble never hangs around

When he hears this Mighty sound:

'Here I 買粉絲e to save the day!'

That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way!

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right

Mighty Mouse will join the fight

On the sea or on the land

He gets the situation well in hand

So though we are in danger

We never despair

'Cause we know that where there's danger

He is there!

He is there! On the land! On the sea! In the air!

We're not worryin' at all

We're just listenin' for his call:

'Here I 買粉絲e to save the day!'

That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way!

GEORGE: You know, you show a lot of promise, and, um,

my 買粉絲ncern is that I don't know where to

book you. Uh, you're not a stand-up, and, uh,

your act doesn't exactly translate itself

to films, so ... so help me! Where do you

see yourself?

ANDY: Well, I've always wanted to play Carnegie Hall.

GEORGE: Ha! Hee! You're insane!

But you might also be brilliant.

2.The Great Beyond

Vocal:R.E.M.

I've watched the stars fall silent from your eyes

All the sights that I have seen

I can't believe that I believed I wished that you 買粉絲uld see

There's a new pla買粉絲 in the solar system

There is nothing up my sleeve

I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs

I'm tossing up punchlines that were never there

Over my shoulder, a piano falls

Crashing to the ground

In all this talk of time, talk is fine

But I don't want to stay around

Why can't we pantomime,

Just close our eyes and sleep sweet dreams,

Being here with wings on our feet?

I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs

I'm tossing up punchlines that were never there

Over my shoulder, a piano falls

Crashing to the ground

I'm breaking through

I'm bending spoons

I'm keeping flowers in full bloom

I'm looking for answers from the Great Beyond

I want the hummingbirds, the dancing bears

Sweetest dreams of you

I'll look into the stars

I'll look into the moon

I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs

I'm tossing up punchlines that were never there

Over my shoulder, a piano falls

Crashing to the ground

I'm breaking through

I'm bending spoons

I'm keeping flowers in full bloom

I'm looking for answers from the Great Beyond

I'm breaking through

I'm bending spoons

I'm keeping flowers in full bloom

I'm looking for answers from the Great

Answers from the Great

Answers

I'm breaking through

I'm bending spoons

I'm keeping flowers in full bloom

I'm looking for answers from the Great Beyond

I'm breaking through

I'm bending spoons

(Here's a little agit for the never-believer)

I'm keeping flowers in full bloom

(Here's a little ghost for the offering)

I'm looking for answers from the Great

Answers from the Great

Answers

I'm breaking through

I'm bending spoons

(Here's a little agit for the never-believer)

I'm keeping flowers in full bloom

(Here's a little ghost for the offering)

I'm looking for answers from the Great Beyond

BOB: Look, uh ... Tony Clifton is gonna go on Taxi

next week, and that should ... uh, uh ...

let him blow off steam and relieve the stress, K?

GEORGE: Bob... Bob, Bob, Bob. Andy needs to relax.

This is your job: You have to take him away

from all of this!

3.Kiss You All Over

Vocal:Exile

[Doorbell rings.]

BOB: (clears throat) It's a kind of a big day.

It's, uh, my buddy's first time with a

prostitute.

WOMAN: What are you talking about? Andy 買粉絲es here

almost every weekend.

BOB: Who? Andy?! (laughs)

WOMAN: Oh, he doesn't always call himself that.

Sometimes he's 'Tony,' and he wears a tux.

BOB: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!

When I get home, babe

Gonna light your fire

All day, I've been thinkin' about you, babe

You're my one desire

Gonna wrap my arms around you

Hold you close to me

Oh, babe, I wanna taste your lips

I wanna fill your fantasy, yeah

I don't what I'd do without you, babe

Don't know where I'd be

You're not just another lover

No, you're everything to me