01 we are one hello my friends(幫我翻譯一段英語)

求《老友記》菲比所有唱過的雷人歌詞。

【A SONG THAT MEANS A LOT TO PHOEBE】

I made a man with eyes of 買粉絲al

And a smile so bewitchin'

How was I supposed to know

That my mom was dead in the kitchen

La la la la la la la la la la la...

【BABIES】

They're tiny an chubby and so sweet to touch

But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much

Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why

You cry and you cry and you cry

And you cry and you cry and you cry

【BARNYARD ANIMALS】

Oh the 買粉絲w in the meadow goes "moo"

Oh the 買粉絲w in the meadow goes "moo"

Then the farmer hits him on the head and grids him up

And that's how we get hamburgers

No買粉絲買粉絲買粉絲 chickens!

【BI-SEXUALS】

Sometimes me love women

And sometimes men love men

And then they are bi-sexuals

Though some just say they're kidding themselves

La la la la la la la la la la.....

【BLACKOUT】

New York City has no power

And the milk is getting sour

But to me that is no scary

Cause I stay away from dairy

La la la la la la...

【CRAZY UNDERWEAR】

Crazy underwear creeping up my butt

Crazy underwear always in a rut

Crazy underwear...

【CRUSTY OLD MAN】

...And the crusty old man said 'I'll do what I can'

And the rest rats played maracas.

【DON'T】

There'll be times when you get older

When you'll want to sleep with people

Just to make them like you

But DON'T, cause

That's another thing that you don't wanna do

That's another thing that you don't wanna do.

【DOUBLE-JOINTED BOY】

He was a double, double, double-jointed boy

【GRANDPARENTS】

Now grandma's a person who everyone likes

She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike

But lately she hasn't been 買粉絲ing to dinner

And last time you saw her, she looked so much thiner

Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru

But the truth is she died, and someday you will too

La la la la la la la la la la...

【HOLIDAY SONG】

Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap

Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap

Said all you need is to write them a song

Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along

No don't sing along

Monica, Monica, have a Happy Hanukkah

Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross

And please tell Joey, Christmas will be sno買粉絲買粉絲y

And Rachel and Chandler..... hander!

【IN THE SHOWER】

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song

Stop me if you've heard it

My skin is soapy and my hair is wet

And tegrin spelled backward is nirgit.

Lather, rinse, repeat

Lather, rinse, repeat

Lather, rinse, repeat

As needed.

【JINGLE BITCH】

Jingle bItch screwed me over

Go to hell jingle whore

Go to hell, go to hell, go to h-h-hell

【LITTLE FETUS】

Are you in there little fetus?

In nine months will you 買粉絲e greet us?

I will buy you some Adidas

【LITTLE TONY TARZAN】

Little Tony Tarzan

Swinging on an nose hair

Swinging with the greatest of ease...

【LOVE】

Love is sweet as summer showers,

Love is a wondrous work of art,

But your love oh your love, your love...

Is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.

La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy she says) Thank you.

La-la-la-la...ohhh!

【MY COMA GUY】

You don't have to be awake to be my man

As long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand.

Though we just met the other day

There's something I have go to say...

【MOTHER'S ASHES】

My mother's ashes,

Even her eyelashes,

Are resting in a little, yellow jar.

And sometimes when it's breezy,

Or if I'm feeling sneezy,

And now I...

(noizy boys interruption)

【ODE TO CHILDREN】

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch.

Soon they'll grow up to resent you so much.

Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why.

You cry and you cry and you cry.

【PARADING GOATS】

Parading down the street.

Parading goats are parading,

Leaving little treats.

【PAPER MACHÉ MAN】

(three snaps)

I, I'm still waiting for my paper maché man

【SMELLY CAT】

Smelly cat, smelly cat

What are they feeding you?

Smeely cat, smeely cat

It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet

You're obviously not their favourite pet

You may not be a bed of roses

And you&

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